Ouch!
Hey Jonathan, here's a tip for you. When making critical and/or inflammatory statements, be sure to surround them with fluff statements like "hugs" and use lots of smileys. That way no one will mind when you don't answer the questions that other posters have in response to your statements.
And hey, if all else fails, just start a new thread titled "Don't shoot me!!"
They'll be eating out of your hand in no time.....
:) :) :)